I work at this bead and jewelry store called "Margo Sterling Silver." For your reading pleasure, here is a list of questions we have been asked (sometimes more than once) that is posted in the back room . . .
Extremely Original Questions
(Intelligent as well, or
just plain irritating!)
- Do you sell any gold?
- Do you make all (ALL, what the hell??) the jewelry yourself?
- Are you Margo?
- (RE: beads) Are these key chains?
- Does the dollar bill come with the money clip?
- Do you have a gold "ankle bracelet" I can attach charms to? It's for a wedding.
- Are these beads granite?
- Do you sell chains. (They ask this right in front of the WALL full of chains.)
- (RE: beads) How do these work?
- (RE: beads) What are these for?
- Do you have any non-Christian crosses?
- Do ya'll have any grills like for your teeth? (this was a phone call from a very white, very redneck male.)
- Is the jewelry in the window for sale?
- I'm looking for a guru to instruct me in the art of healing stones. Who can you recommend? (dude, we sell BEADS!)
- Is this silver?
- Do you want some "X"? (I swear to GOD!)
-Compiled by the staff of Margo Sterling Silver
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