Friday, July 01, 2005

everyday humor

I work at this bead and jewelry store called "Margo Sterling Silver." For your reading pleasure, here is a list of questions we have been asked (sometimes more than once) that is posted in the back room . . .


Extremely Original Questions
(Intelligent as well, or
just plain irritating!)

  1. Do you sell any gold?
  2. Do you make all (ALL, what the hell??) the jewelry yourself?
  3. Are you Margo?
  4. (RE: beads) Are these key chains?
  5. Does the dollar bill come with the money clip?
  6. Do you have a gold "ankle bracelet" I can attach charms to? It's for a wedding.
  7. Are these beads granite?
  8. Do you sell chains. (They ask this right in front of the WALL full of chains.)
  9. (RE: beads) How do these work?
  10. (RE: beads) What are these for?
  11. Do you have any non-Christian crosses?
  12. Do ya'll have any grills like for your teeth? (this was a phone call from a very white, very redneck male.)
  13. Is the jewelry in the window for sale?
  14. I'm looking for a guru to instruct me in the art of healing stones. Who can you recommend? (dude, we sell BEADS!)
  15. Is this silver?
  16. Do you want some "X"? (I swear to GOD!)

-Compiled by the staff of Margo Sterling Silver

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